Arrested Development conversation at the Yankee...
Guy 1: Oh my god so I just learned today that Lindsay in Arrested Development is lesbian. Did you know that?
Guy 2: Uhm duh.
Guy 1: But she's so hot!
Guy 2: Where have you been? She's married to Ellen Degeneres.
Guy 1: But she pulls of this heterosexual thing so well! And she didn't wear a bra in the first season!
Guy 2: Dude I'm gay. And you're married.
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Me: No, I got a haircut.
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